Who’s with us in creating a (H)ypospadias (A)wareness (W)eek ?!

Or HAW abbreviated and pronounced ha-h or as in ha ha.

Hypospadias, pronounced Hype-oh-spade-y-es

As defined and shown by Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias

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We're dead serious on this. We believe this issue is flying under the radar for most men and is becoming out of control. Imagine you have a friend like our mutual friend here at progressiveflow.net (who we'll call "the damager" to protect identities) and this friend "the damager" has literally walked the planet for nearly 24 years under the complete impression that the male human penis should have dual cannon functionality. It wasn't until recent that The Damager had to model a male penis in graphic design and innocently asked his lab partner (who we'll call K Rock) "why aren't you making the second hole?" Second hole? WTF are we talking about! had to be the immediate thought as no awareness week has been setup for the general public. None of us from progressiveflow.net were there when this question was posed but having caught up with K Rock, as he is a friend of ours too; come to find out he was stupefied when the question arrived! Immediately when progressiveflow.net caught wind of this we were dumbfounded and needed answers. This started an ongoing investigation into this phenomenon (labeled defect by society/medical science) and into all previous relationships/girlfriends of The Damager. We needed answers, the first being how did this go unknown for so long and why haven't previous sexual partners been kind enough to break the news to our good friend.

To help explain what Hypospadias for a man is, we have created this simple diagram:

At the very minimum this could allow what we we've come to refer to as, "the power shower hour". In which a male specimen affected by Hypospadias essentially ejaculates as well as urinates AT THE SAME TIME! This is not a defect this is a mutant power! As men, locker room talk has always circulated about how "peeing is not really achievable with an erection and becomes even far more problematic if close to an orgasm". After some research and extensive conversation with both The Damager and previous partners of his, we finally got some answers. The first being no one knew! One previous lover and long time live-in girlfriend told us that she never knew! Like HTF did you not know!? He's blasting from a different angle!! Her response, I just never knew. Needless to say we were stunned and when we caught up with The Damager for his take on Hypospadias (finally in the know) he was quick to point out how stunned and remarkably flabbergasted he was as well. He wouldn't allow us an actual photo of the phe-nom and would not let us seek comment with his parental units, however he did describe in detail what it looks like.

In his particular case he has a "flap" of skin positioned "above" what would be considered the normal male genitalia opening used for both urinary and sexual relief. Can anyone say dual exhaust? He stated that when the secondary hole is not in use it's really hard to even tell it's there and practically camouflages to his member once flacid. That PWNS in our books and deserves much more attention then we think it's receiving.

Progressiveflow.net is on the prowl with this topic and we're hoping others will chime in with their experiences. EX: when did you first notice? Did you get surgery to correct this? Do you believe this is awesome, (like we do)!? And finally have you been able to accomplish a "power shower hour"? Your girlfriends, wives, boyfriends and life partners should understand this is in the name of science and should let you try one time to blast from both barrels, we know our wives would… girls… boys..

Omg.. Cattle!

1:30 pm"We're experiencing a service disruption in your area. We apologize for any inconvenience. Are service technicians are working hard to restore service."

11:30 pm"It is not necessary to remain on the line. If this satisfy's the reason for your call, you may hang up or else, to report a different problem please remain on the line."

Does anyone else feel like cattle!? We're cattle!? Tell me that living in a big city (Seattle, San Fran, LA, Dallas, New York, Tokyo!) that you don't stop sometimes, even for just a moment.. and look around… thinking to yourself "Damn, I feel like I'm being driven today!!" Not like a car driven, but like cattle driven. Just like a herd of cattle we have to listen to some "Bull" and when he s**ts, well you get the picture.

We're "herded" and of the "Sheppard" all throughout our day. If you're like everyone else that I know, you work a 9 to 5, going into work the same way you do every day. Bing… through the front door and then your routinely standard, "Morning Fred" wave to the security guard as you pass the through the lobby. Maybe you work for a Grocery Food chain so you come in every day through the designated side entrance, "Hey Susie", there you go… down isle 13, back to produce where you will relinquish most of your day. Maybe if you're truly like me and always running late J , you have to then skip such pleasantry's as Hi Fred, Hi Susie and freaking B-Line to the damn time clock because god forbid you punch in at 8: ooooh god.. oh god.. 8:05, YES! I made it! You know because you're late at 8:06 ;-)

So in a way, we're being herded by mandated time constraints. Is there no true flexibility anymore? We're talking blue collar, dronish behavior. Why can't our good American workers come in through the back doors to go clock-in and if late.. here's a thought.. stay later??! Now some of you may think.. "Well good employers should account for this error factor and be flexible on their policy with attendance" or "Employers may need employees to be in at certain times to take care of their consumer". Those are both great points and worth noting/mentioning right here!! ß See right here!

Of course that's not the point we're trying to make, the point we're trying to make is that we're still controlled.. in the mind's eye. Once again, dronish behavior can't be good, right? Why is this you may ask? That's easy, because if not for dronish behavior we might tear the very fabric of our being. Bam! Suddenly everyone in the world is a CEO, what (would/could) you do with everyone controlling everything for everyone.. it'd be mass pandemonium, seriously, martial law type of sh**. Which I might add, some Americans feel we need to go back too, not us of course, well maybe.

We're just really not as free as we once were IMO. I mean we are, but consequently in some aspects we're not. I mean whyTF do I have to be stuck in traffic with like thousands of other people at this very moment!! Is there no other way? Idea: Now that we're becoming more global every day, why don't our American telecoms companies setup Americans (that want to go of course) to ally countries like India to answer calls??! Picture a more mass scale student exchange program for our Viacoms of the world. This could actually work quite well for companies as evident with the recent Puerto Rico subsidiaries all the while allowing humans to spread out without losing a natural day/night living cycle.

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What it means to us is that "to help evolution" we need all to progress positively rather than negatively, thus facilitating positive evolution rather than negative. Comparatively because evolution is a synonym of progression and vice versa we all need to help evolution in any way we can "positively", whether it is progressing forward or inevitably backwards as with most aspects of corrupted government/business entities. Can you make me beautiful?!

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